Salemwitch Application

[Salemwitch]

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s): Salemwitch, Priest, Shadow/Holy/Lvl 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL): Rich

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.: 43

Where did you hear about [HDL]?: I have seen you guys around and I have a couple friends in there.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?: To see more of the game I cannot see by playing alone and to do it with good players and great people.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?: Founded Gothic Horror and The Titan’s Chosen.

What do you want from a guild?: Fun, and friends.

Can you follow kill order?: Yes

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?: I am a little of both. I would say about 50/50
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Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?: No

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?: Of course.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?: I can take criticism as long as it’s constructive and helpful.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?: Yes

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer? Primary is Shadow, secondary is Holy. I will go holy ONLY if there is no other option. I am not a good healer so I stay shadow.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?: I don’t have one.

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.: I went for gear and whatnot to enhance my damage and spell power.

What do you think of Gearscore?: Doesn’t make a difference as far as I am concerned. You can have the best gear in the game and still be a crappy player. That won’t do you any good.

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PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 3. I don’t PVP. I would ignore him.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. A useless action taken by a complete jackass for no other reason than to be a jerk.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why? I don’t

What is your favorite battleground? Why?: I don’t PVP

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.: I don’t PVP so I don’t care.
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Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?: Very good.
Does .Net suck?: What difference does it make to this app?

Whiskey or whisky?: I don’t drink so I don’t care. But if you are looking for a spell check, get a dictionary.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.: That’s a little personal don’t you think?

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. No. I am here to play a game. Not do your job for you.

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?: Stratholme. I like several boss fights. I don’t have a favourite.

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? : I am not easily offended at all. But I don’t discuss those things in game as I have seen it escalate too many times into an argument. I stay out of it.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?: And your point being?...

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]: I want to see more of the end game that I can’t see by myself and I want to do it with a good group of players. You may not like my answers to this app but they are honest. I leave it to you.

…And I will be bringing my radio station with me. Ask Latos about that one.

[Faraherde]

Whiskey or whisky?: I don’t drink so I don’t care.  But if you are looking for a spell check, get a dictionary.

There is a difference beyond the spelling, it's an important distinction, and my heart hurts a little.

[Vitandus]

Where did you hear about [HDL]?: I have seen you guys around and I have a couple friends in there.

Latos and?

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?: I don’t have one.

No? Faceroll?

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. A useless action taken by a complete jackass for no other reason than to be a jerk.

We usually don't consider it useless when we've killed someone griefing a lower level guildie.

Does .Net suck?: What difference does it make to this app?

Need to know what kind of person you are. If you love .Net, you may also love talking about everything you do while the mic is open and eating Cheetos.

Whiskey or whisky?: I don’t drink so I don’t care. But if you are looking for a spell check, get a dictionary.

Fair enough, but it's not a spell check. It's a preference check.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.: That’s a little personal don’t you think?

Not really. This is not a hard core raiding guild, so fit as a guild member is more important than raw performance when joining. We can help people improve their play - we don't want to spend time adapting to someone's attitude.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?: And your point being?…

We want to avoid people joining the guild then whining that w're "mean".

…And I will be bringing my radio station with me. Ask Latos about that one.

You don't leave your mic queued and blast music over Ventrilo, do you?

[Salemwitch]

No, I do not leave my mic queued and blast music over vent. I actually have an Internet radio station and I do a weekly show. I used to do it in game for my guild and people actually enjoy it. I said "I will be bringing my radio station with me."

As far as my other answers, I said I was honest.

[Salemwitch]

Actually, go ahead and disregard this application. Sorry for wasting your time.

[Vitandus]

No, I do not leave my mic queued and blast music over vent. I actually have an Internet radio station and I do a weekly show. I used to do it in game for my guild and people actually enjoy it. I said "I will be bringing my radio station with me."

As far as my other answers, I said I was honest.

Honest answers deserve honest replies.