Healgasm disc/shadow priest

[Flick]

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Healgasm, Priest, Disc/Shadow, 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Tyler

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
I'm 19

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
GDKP runs

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

Because I'm bored of pvp and want something to do.  Plus I know Vitandus.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?

Haven't been in a guild since BC. left because i transferred servers.

What do you want from a guild?

I just want something to do.

Can you follow kill order?

I'm not a mouth breathing window licking retard.  So yes, I can.

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?

I am a PVP oriented player.  I have multiple toons that succeed in arena on this server.  Basically i am this servers Pvp population.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

I can.  Obviously some times things can come up.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?


Yeah.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Yes i can.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?

Yeah.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

Yeah.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?

Disc/Shadow.  I don't really care what spec i play.  I've just never done shadow in PvE before.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?

I've never done shadow before, so i have no clue.  Wouldn't take me long to learn one.

As discipline i just heal.

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.

Well as of right now, i use a bit of pvp gear.  I have PvE pieces in the places where i have pvp pieces currently, But, they are blatant stat upgrades.   My enchants in my pvp gear (spell pen) is for pvp.  When i get PvE pieces i will gem accordingly.  (depending on the role you want me to play of course).  As shadow I love Haste.  Haste is amazing for PvP. (not sure about pve, but since my dots scale with haste, i presume its still better.)

What do you think of Gearscore?

Excuse my language, but fuck gear score.  Gear score is the most retarded things this game has ever seen.  Just because you have a 5700 gear score, that doesn't mean you aren't an idiot.


PVP Questions

Pretty much just going to say this straight up, I'm God's Gift when it comes to pvp on this server.  Most teams above 2000 rating are my alts, or i played on that team to get there.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

3).  I would kill the gnome.  Camp his corpse until he was smart enough to unflag.  I would then go over to alliance and whisper said gnome and mock his terribleness.  I would then screen shot the conversation we would have, post it on the forums, and have my epeen inflated. 

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

3).  I would kill the gnome.  If his name happened to be Strike, this would happen:  I would camp his corpse until he was smart enough to unflag.  I would then go over to alliance and whisper said gnome and mock his terribleness.  I would then screen shot the conversation we would have, post it on the forums, and have my epeen inflated.
If his name was not strike, i would just kill the gnome and move into the instance.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Verb.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?

Arena.  Because I don't like grouping with people who have no right to be pvping.  And the gear comes from arena, not battlegrounds.

What is your favorite battleground? Why?

I hate battlegrounds.  But i would have to pick Warsong.  Bg is great because it involves smart tactics(if your with a premade), skill, and just overall awareness.

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.

Depends on your class.  As a priest, you want 1k resillence. you then stack spellpower, and get haste offsets.
Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?

9/10

Does .Net suck?

What the fuck is that.

Whiskey or whisky?

I don't drink.  But from spell check, its Whiskey.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

My girlfriend, Fun, PVP, Loot, raiding, Altaholism,

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What did you call my mother?

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?

Sunwell.  I killed Pre nerf muru on Burning Legion. Best fight, Ever.

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?

No I've never been offended over the internet before in my life.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

I probably have more under geared 80s than you guys do.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
I want to raid some 10 man ICC.  I haven't raided for about 3 - 4 months.  I did attempts on Anubarak 25 man heroic.  Got him to 12% with blueprint.

[Acree]

can this toon do mad situps?

[Vitandus]

WHERE'S MY BOWFLEX REPS BGF?

[Flick]

MY BOWFLEX IS CURRENTLY OUT OF ORDER ACTUALLY.

HAD TO DOWNGRADE TO SIT UPS.

[Vitandus]

MY BOWFLEX IS CURRENTLY OUT OF ORDER ACTUALLY.

HAD TO DOWNGRADE TO SIT UPS.

Did Footurna steal your weights? Is that why he's in jail?

[Flick]

YEAH I PUT HIM AWAY FOR A LONG TIME

[Korrtez]

Can you perform the impossible sit up?

[Tarn]

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What did you call my mother?

A locking atomic consistent isolated durable relational model database.

[Lumara]

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What did you call my mother?

A locking atomic consistent isolated durable relational model database.

BCNF4LYFE

[Acree]

To the top for more considerations, plus I like the name.