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[Cerberus]

MyFace Blood elf Hunter lvl 5
Player name Doug
Player age -25

Where did you hear about HDL? Sivart

Why do you want to join [HDL]? Sivart and Coline

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave? Just ended up quiting the games

What do you want from a guild? sex

Can you follow kill order? hellz yeah

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each? Casual dont have time to be hard core

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? nope

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? mabey

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player? Yes but i will shoot you

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? Will have them by time to start raiding

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer? I shoot things from wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy off
just started again

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds? n/a

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants. N/A

What do you think of Gearscore? N/A


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 2

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 2

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
2
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
n/a
What is your favorite battleground? Why? n/a

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
n/a
Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player? Almost -Uber

Does .Net suck? Everyone in the room

Whiskey or whisky?
Dont care as long as it can fuck me up
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. I do it all

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. I build them


What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight? n/a

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? hell no geroge carlin is a god

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? Arnt we all

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Why not sex,killing shit, and then offending people sounds like a party to me

[Jarelynn]

So.. Coline is actually Coleen and Sivart is Travis just for clarification.


Now, DougDoug this is my important question for you... if you had to purchase taco, would it be a soft taco or a hard taco?

[Cerberus]

soft so i can make it a mini burrito

[Acree]

who would win in a fight, a Troll or a Rogue?

[Cerberus]

the rogue troll under the bridge

[Thraice]

What do you want from a guild? sex

So, what about the other 97.3% of us that aren't females (or aren't interested)? I for one won't be contributing.

What do you think of Gearscore? N/A

I couldn't agree more.

Does .Net suck? Everyone in the room

Umm, I feel jipped! (sp?)

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or   politics? hell no geroge carlin is a god

+1.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Why not sex,killing shit,   and then offending people sounds like a party to me

Since when did we start offering sex? I really feel jipped here!

[hedonismbot]

Umm, I feel jipped! (sp?)

I learned from House M.D. that saying 'gyped' is a diminutive of the word 'gypsy' and is actually derogatory.
You naughty man.

*the more you know*

And can I just ask, are you really level five? What do you bring to HDL? You better have some mighty fine conversation.

[Cerberus]

was told to apply so i did and yeah i can hold my own in a convo

[Cerberus]

What do you want from a guild? sex

So, what about the other 97.3% of us that aren't females (or aren't interested)? I for one won't be contributing.
 we all have to have something to strive for

[Thraice]

Umm, I feel jipped! (sp?)

I learned from House M.D. that saying 'gyped' is a diminutive of the word 'gypsy' and is actually derogatory.
You naughty man.

I never knew!

And can I just ask, are you really level five? What do you bring to HDL? You better have some mighty fine conversation.

I'm pretty sure he's a friend of Travis and Coleen's and as for his comment on conversation, I'll try him out!

[Daemus]

For someone who is interested in sex from the guild, I find your response to the taco question totally underwhelming.     Burrito wasn't even on my mind when I read that question 

[Cerberus]

think about it its a better fit

[Chris/Mags]

well, see the burrito would be a better fit for the other 3.5% of us in the guild. The mast majority would prefer the taco.

[Cerberus]

the tighter the better is what i am getting at 

[Capuloclavo]

I learned from House M.D. that saying 'gyped' is a diminutive of the word 'gypsy' and is actually derogatory.
You naughty man.

<historygeek> The Gypsy folk were actually excellent thieves, and to 'Gyp' someone meant that you stole something from them while they were unaware.  So if you were 'Gyped', someone took something from you without you knowing at the time. 

Fuck! You had my beer all along?  I feel gyped!!

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