Mablus's Application

[Mablus]

Applicants to Horde Defense League:

Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line.  Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.

Character name(Mablus), class(Warrior), build(Protection), and level(80)

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Mablus

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only.
23 years old

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Shinko a good friend of mine

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
To do raiding and to earn the t7 gear

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
To remake my wrecked guild

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Yes

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
I understand it is not a Hardcore raiding guild

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
I can except for working days. I work at Home depot 5 days a week and 2 off days.

Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
I would choose 1 ignore the Gnome

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
I would ignore the flagged alliance Gnome and tell my guild members not to engage the flagged gnome

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

Does .Net suck?
Depends but it sounds good for alot of other website addresses.

Whiskey or whisky?
I hate Whiskey too strong


Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Rading, Doing Instances and Heroics, Having fun and making friends.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

Can you follow kill order?
Yes

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
I have Omen and Deadly Boss Mods

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
No

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
If they do raids and Heroics then Yes.

[rhaenyn]

lol This is the one and only Lord Malbus i presume?!

[Acree]

Is your real actual name Mablus?

[Mablus]

Mablus is my main's name.

[Ethics]

lol?


i vote no.

[Vitandus]

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
To remake my wrecked guild

Why would you want to join our guild if you are seeking to rebuild your guild?

[Acree]

You didn't answer my question.  We use our real life names here.  Is your real life, on your birth certificate name Mablus?

[Korrtez]

Not that my say means anything but it seems like a lot of his answers were written with what he thinks we want to hear.  And in the process he contradicts himself.

The Main example being:

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Yes

Followed by:

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
I can except for working days. I work at Home depot 5 days a week and 2 off days.

So which is it?

And if he is looking to rebuild his old guild then I don't see a reason for him to app with us. Other than the prospect of gearing up.

[Mablus]

You didn't answer my question.  We use our real life names here.  Is your real life, on your birth certificate name Mablus?

My real life's name is Ken

[Mablus]

Not that my say means anything but it seems like a lot of his answers were written with what he thinks we want to hear.  And in the process he contradicts himself.

The Main example being:

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Yes

Followed by:

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
I can except for working days. I work at Home depot 5 days a week and 2 off days.

So which is it?

And if he is looking to rebuild his old guild then I don't see a reason for him to app with us. Other than the prospect of gearing up.

I have made to join this guild I've already remademy guild on my Death Knight. also I am not available in the morning till 4:00 PM eastern time cause I have work every 5 days a week also the schaule changes every week soo it is random. I am available in the afternoon times unless I get to work from 12:30 PM to 9:30 PM eastern time.

[Acree]

Hi Ken.

Sorry to hear about your other guild.

[Mablus]

No Biggy. I am reporting Warrioros and his friend Vanderia for sexural Harrassment.

[Ethics]

No Biggy. I am reporting Warrioros and his friend Vanderia for sexural Harrassment.

im sorry, i really dont think this is the guild for you based on this.

[Mablus]

No Biggy. I am reporting Warrioros and his friend Vanderia for sexural Harrassment.

im sorry, i really dont think this is the guild for you based on this.

I guess you don't like me cause of who I am.

[Acree]

No, its more that we harass each other constantly and guild chat/vent can get kind of ...exciting...racy... call it what you will.