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Acree

2017-08-31, 21:01:14
Lets all remember, Swinging Dick Physics
 

Cellendril

2017-07-11, 12:27:25
MBYM, DISCUSS.
 

Capuloclavo

2017-04-19, 17:15:43
He done rob a liquor store!
 

Cellendril

2017-03-06, 18:52:45
Where Crazy Eddy at?
 

Cellendril

2017-03-01, 18:40:15
SDP!

HDL - The swingiest guild on Zul'jin!
 

Acree

2017-03-01, 18:17:11
SWINGING DICK PHYSICS!
 

Cellendril

2017-02-28, 20:52:07
LEGENDARY.
POLE.

I HAZ IT.
 

Acree

2017-02-28, 16:12:54
IT'S CAPULOCLAVO! I'VE MISSED HIM! SHOUT! SHOUT! LET IT ALL OUT!
 

Cellendril

2017-02-28, 16:05:46
SLEEP NOW.
 

Capuloclavo

2017-02-27, 17:45:04
WHERE ARE ALL THE DEAD?
WHY WILL THEY NOT BE SILENT?
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Tavern / Goroth, Harjatan, and Lady Sassz'ine
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-07-11, 19:47:12 »
For GOROTH, remember:

If you are targeted by CRASHING COMET, move away from everyone else and from any pillars.
If you are targeted by SHATTERING STAR, make sure it knocks over at least 1 pillar.
During INFERNAL BURNING, hide behind a pillar.

Ranged spread out 180° in the circle. Melee stack up on his side on the same side as the range (ie, in the circle)

For HARJATAN, remember:

We are going to fight the boss with the raid stacked in front so we split raid damage on UNCHECKED RAGE.
When the adds come, kill the Razorjaw Wavemender, and interrupt WATERY SPLASH.
If you get AQUEOUS BURST, run to the edge!
If you get affixed by a Razorjaw Gladiator, kite them thru melee but don't get hit!
When DRAWN IN is cast, avoid the DRENCHING WATERS!
During FRIGID BLOWS, get to the edge and avoid getting hit by - wait for it - DRENCHING WATER.

REPEAT AD NAUSEUM.

For SASSZ'INE:

We stack up Abyss Stalkers, and get them damned near dead, and then attack boss.
When SLICING TORNADOOOOOS is about to go off (you do have DBM, right?), KILL the Abyss Stalkers.
Stand behind the CONCEALING MURK to avoid geting hit, then step thru the hole opened from when the tornado hits the murk.

If you get CONSUMING HUNGER, you will want to stand in a THUNDERING SHOCK patch (random spawn). Do not stand in one unless you have the debuff or you're going to fuck your raidmate, and not the good kind of fucking.
When you stand in it, a RAZORJAW WAVERUNNER will spawn, so healers and other classes, remove the STUN.
Interrupt the Waverunner's cast of WATER BLAST and all DPS must kill that fucker. Seriously, all DPS. (They can be stunned, slowed, but not CC'd)

During second phase, the Naga bitch will CALL VELLIUS. A line of bubbles will appear. Don't stand there, since you take damage, and that's just dumb.
She also SUMMONS OSSUNET. This will create patches of Befouling Ink. Do not stand in that! Avoid it!
When BECKON SARUKEL is cast, a few players will get pulled in. MAKE SURE YOU ABSORB the BEFOULING INK.
The players that do not have Befouling Ink will get insta-eaten when you reach the whaleshark.
If you have trhe BEFOULING INK debuff, you give the beast a INK FACIAL! and after 3, it disappears.
Everyone else, just run away.

Phase THREE is both aspects of P1 and P2, so it's going to mean being on top of mechanics!

On top of all that, the boss will cast HY-HY-HY-HYDRA SHOT (Ok, just Hydra Shot) througout. If you get targeted, get out and put the raid between you and her. This damage is split among the raid, and that is critical to our success.
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Applications / Re: Application form for Horde Defense League
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-07-10, 10:45:22 »
Our old form for nostalgia's sake.

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Applicants to Horde Defense League:

Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line.  Do not post a new poll. Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.


General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?

What do you want from a guild?

Can you follow kill order?

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?


Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.

What do you think of Gearscore?



PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?

What is your favorite battleground? Why?

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.


Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?

Does .Net suck?

Whiskey or whisky?

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
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Applications / Re: Puddinn Re-Applying
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-07-10, 10:41:21 »
Heya, Puddinn. I do remember something about a /ragequit... ;)

We are much, much smaller than before, and we don't hardcore raid. Very different than back in the glory days when we all had more time!

Hit anyone up in guild, or add me - Mindflayer#1875.
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Applications / Puddinn Re-Applying
« Last post by Puddiin on 2017-07-09, 10:58:23 »
General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s) Puddinn (holy priest), Sixx (frost mage), Pookiee (BM Hunter)

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL) Rachael

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing. 31 (just looked at my old app, i cant believe i was 23 when I first joined this guild)

Where did you hear about [HDL]? Used to be in HDL

Why do you want to join [HDL]? I miss it. I have not found another guild the same as this one. Call me corny but it is true.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave? The last biggest guild I was in was this one.....7 years ago.

What do you want from a guild? People that talk to eachother. Camaraderie!

Can you follow kill order? Yes

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each? Back when I played WoTLK with you all i was single, young, and had time to raid. I am more of a casual player now that I am older, married and have kids. I do try to raid when I can but on weekends.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? No.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild? Yes

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? No, it is on a case by case, week by week basis. 2 year olds are demanding little creatures.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player? Yes, I still encourage it.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? Yes.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer? My main is a priest, and I only play Holy. I dont like what they did to Disc this expansion.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds? n/a

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants. :)

What do you think of Gearscore? skill > ilvl but it still matters.


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? ruuuuuuuun!

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. Both

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why? Battlegrounds. I am not a fan of pvp.

What is your favorite battleground? Why? AV. Back cap goddamit!

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating. No idea. I am not a fan of pvp

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player? mediocre. I used to be decent, when I had you all to play with. I learned quite a bit!

Whiskey or whisky?

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. Fun, Camaradarie, Wine, Loot, Music, then all the rest.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. I dont IT. I work in a dental office lol

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight? One that drops upgrades are my favorite lol

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? fuck no

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? Just my type.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] I really do miss this guild. Other guilds arent the same. I dont even remember why i left to be honest (i think I /ragequit over something silly. Sorry I was young, dumb and...you know). I am not sure if anyone will see this, since it doesnt look like there has been any applications in years but its worth a shot. I am scared to see the responses so just message me in game puddin#1902 and someone let a certain guild leader know that he may or may not be due for his dental cleaning  :D
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Tavern / Re: What has 7.2.5 wrought?
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-06-14, 14:02:55 »
Now, keep in mind this is for the higher levels of play in MYTHIC Nighthold. The reality is that for the majority of players, this will have little to no impact. You can see this for yourself by checking log standings in Heroic and Normal.
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Tavern / Re: What has 7.2.5 wrought?
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-06-14, 14:01:01 »
This is the damage post 7.2.5 in Mythic Nighthold.
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Tavern / What has 7.2.5 wrought?
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-06-14, 14:00:09 »
This is the damage in Mythic Nighthold pre-7.2.5.
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Herald / Current world quests in the Broken Isles
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-05-23, 12:27:14 »
http://www.wowhead.com/world-quests/na This may help if you have toons that have not uncovered/unlocked each zone.
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Herald / 2017-04-03: Mage Tower is unlocked
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-04-03, 14:46:25 »
The unlocked Mage Tower also means unlocked Artifact Weapon appearance unlocks. As was stated by the WoW development team early on, the challenge will be very difficult. There's a good thread on /r/wow about the boss challenges:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/6357k7/insert_boss_tips_for_your_mage_tower_challenges/
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