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Herald / LIVE!
« Last post by Cellendril on 2018-08-14, 12:22:37 »
Battle for Azeroth is now LIVE. FOR THE HORDE!
Herald / 2018-08-14
« Last post by Cellendril on 2018-04-05, 13:13:53 »

Tavern / Re: In memory of Joe
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-12-28, 18:42:11 »
Rest in peace, friend.
Tavern / WoW Analyzer
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-12-27, 17:45:11 »
http://wowanalyzer.com is a great tool for - wait for it - analyzing your parses on Warcraft logs (side note, if you create an account, ask to join our guild so you can see parses, and get the extended features).

Here's my Mage on Antorus normal. I'm struggling to push my DPS in Frost spec, and these are good breakdowns.

Garothi as Frost
Felhounds as Frost
Antoran High Command as Fire
Portal Keeper as Fire
Eonar as Fire
Imonar as Fire
Kin'garoth as Fire
Varimathras as Frost
Coven as Frost
Aggramar as Fire

Portal Keeper was my best at 61 percentile for iLevel, and seeing all the things I did wrong, I could have pushed that higher. On the other fights, I am very very low for my iLevel. Lots of room for improvement.
Tavern / My characters over time
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-12-25, 20:39:35 »
Played that DK as my main a long time.
Herald / Nine years ago today...
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-11-13, 16:42:47 »

Tavern / Goroth, Harjatan, and Lady Sassz'ine
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-07-11, 19:47:12 »
For GOROTH, remember:

If you are targeted by CRASHING COMET, move away from everyone else and from any pillars.
If you are targeted by SHATTERING STAR, make sure it knocks over at least 1 pillar.
During INFERNAL BURNING, hide behind a pillar.

Ranged spread out 180° in the circle. Melee stack up on his side on the same side as the range (ie, in the circle)

For HARJATAN, remember:

We are going to fight the boss with the raid stacked in front so we split raid damage on UNCHECKED RAGE.
When the adds come, kill the Razorjaw Wavemender, and interrupt WATERY SPLASH.
If you get AQUEOUS BURST, run to the edge!
If you get affixed by a Razorjaw Gladiator, kite them thru melee but don't get hit!
When DRAWN IN is cast, avoid the DRENCHING WATERS!
During FRIGID BLOWS, get to the edge and avoid getting hit by - wait for it - DRENCHING WATER.



We stack up Abyss Stalkers, and get them damned near dead, and then attack boss.
When SLICING TORNADOOOOOS is about to go off (you do have DBM, right?), KILL the Abyss Stalkers.
Stand behind the CONCEALING MURK to avoid geting hit, then step thru the hole opened from when the tornado hits the murk.

If you get CONSUMING HUNGER, you will want to stand in a THUNDERING SHOCK patch (random spawn). Do not stand in one unless you have the debuff or you're going to fuck your raidmate, and not the good kind of fucking.
When you stand in it, a RAZORJAW WAVERUNNER will spawn, so healers and other classes, remove the STUN.
Interrupt the Waverunner's cast of WATER BLAST and all DPS must kill that fucker. Seriously, all DPS. (They can be stunned, slowed, but not CC'd)

During second phase, the Naga bitch will CALL VELLIUS. A line of bubbles will appear. Don't stand there, since you take damage, and that's just dumb.
She also SUMMONS OSSUNET. This will create patches of Befouling Ink. Do not stand in that! Avoid it!
When BECKON SARUKEL is cast, a few players will get pulled in. MAKE SURE YOU ABSORB the BEFOULING INK.
The players that do not have Befouling Ink will get insta-eaten when you reach the whaleshark.
If you have trhe BEFOULING INK debuff, you give the beast a INK FACIAL! and after 3, it disappears.
Everyone else, just run away.

Phase THREE is both aspects of P1 and P2, so it's going to mean being on top of mechanics!

On top of all that, the boss will cast HY-HY-HY-HYDRA SHOT (Ok, just Hydra Shot) througout. If you get targeted, get out and put the raid between you and her. This damage is split among the raid, and that is critical to our success.
Applications / Re: Application form for Horde Defense League
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-07-10, 10:45:22 »
Our old form for nostalgia's sake.

Applicants to Horde Defense League:

Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line.  Do not post a new poll. Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?

What do you want from a guild?

Can you follow kill order?

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.

What do you think of Gearscore?

PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?

What is your favorite battleground? Why?

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?

Does .Net suck?

Whiskey or whisky?

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Applications / Re: Puddinn Re-Applying
« Last post by Cellendril on 2017-07-10, 10:41:21 »
Heya, Puddinn. I do remember something about a /ragequit... ;)

We are much, much smaller than before, and we don't hardcore raid. Very different than back in the glory days when we all had more time!

Hit anyone up in guild, or add me - Mindflayer#1875.
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