Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Rinnik, Mage, Frost/Fire, 85
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
27 and balding, going on 50
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Brett (Kasira/Kasura) and Cristin (Moraya) are members and they had told me that this was a really fun guild to be in.
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
To be a part of a fun guild that I can help grow.
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
Was given an invite to a swarm guild that I quit when I found out the GL was using the extra money for himself. Was not going to let some punk make free money off of my back anymore.
What do you want from a guild?
An enjoyable team that I can run around with and cause mischief with.
Can you follow kill order?
Skull, X, sheep moon, and keep my WE on passive cuz his AI is screwy.
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player? If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
More casual than raiding, but if I’m geared enough I can help with raiding. I’ll say 80% casual (Regs and heroics) and 20% raiding once I’m geared.
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No. Had guilds in the past that were like that, and I hated it.
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Unfortunately, no. My RL schedule is hectic and I won’t force myself to be on at specific times. I’ll fill in when I can if there’s a spot, but I won’t make promises I might have to break.
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
DBM, yes. Omen, outdated but easily upgraded.
What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Depends. Right now I’ve been running frost all around, but I do have a fire spec. I prefer arcane, but until it’s buffed, I’ll stay as frost and enjoy it.
What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Frost: FB for 3 secs till tank has minimal AoE aggro, FFO, FFB on brain freezes, DF when off CD
Fire: LB x3, Blast Wave/FS, Flame Orb, FFB till Impact procs.
Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
Right now I’m frost. Crit/mastery increase my DPS the most. I have enough hit for heroics, and I don’t need haste because I have no DoTs.
What do you think of Gearscore?
Handy tool. But like every tool, only useful if you know what it really does.
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3. Neither. I’d throw it in a cauldron and make gnome stew. (I don’t PvP.)
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
None of the above. Don’t care for PvP.
What is your favorite battleground? Why?
Don’t do them so I don’t have a favorite.
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating. Wouldn’t know. Would have to find out.
How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
8/10. Room for improvement, but above the average.
Does .Net suck?
Whiskey or whisky?
Whiskey. Got a drinkin’ buddy who’s Irish and that’s what we end up drinkin cuz I’ll drink whatever.
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. Fun, Camaraderie, Music, Women, Loot, Alcohol (replacing Wine. Too specific), Raiding, Crafting, Altaholism, PvP
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. Gimme a couple of days to google/learn it.
What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
Probably the theater fight from Kara.
Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Not easily offended. In order of stuff I have a lot to say on: Politics, religion, sex, race.
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
“Angry and cynical players”, so am I. “under-geared toons”, check here too.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Cuz my firstborn daughter may have been conceived in a portapotty at a rock concert. That’s why!