Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Mishona Warrior prot/prot 85
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Player age - 38
Where did you hear about [HDL]? Was on of the initial members of HDL during vanilla wow
Why do you want to join [HDL]? I hear Patrick needs some company.
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
Was part of HDL, NS, etc..Currently in Synthesis. Was MT for them, took a break from WoW, and too many new faces there.
What do you want from a guild? Gold.
Can you follow kill order? yup
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player? If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each? Was a raider, more casual now.
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? nope
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? Yup.
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player? Sure
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? Already have them.
What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer? Always been prot.
What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds? Rotation is taunt taunt taunt.
Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants. If its purple i wear it.
What do you think of Gearscore? whats that?
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
depends if its a female gnome or not.
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
2. I teabagged Patrick last night.
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why? Dont really care which pvp.
What is your favorite battleground? Why?
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player? 3
Does .Net suck? It has its moments
Whiskey or whisky? Patron
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
I hate scripting.
What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? Nope
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? Yup.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Patrick needs his daily teabagging.